~Listen you tight-fisted pea-brained grouse-shooting tweedy twat…~
~Thankfully I was taking a breather in my hotel room when I received this bombshell, which meant I could let out a semi-hysterical “WHAT THE ACTUAL BUGGERING FUCK?” without attracting an audience.~
~Self-realization. Self-actualization. Language straight out of those crappy self-help books I used to semi-read. But it turns out they were right: figuring out – no, confronting – who you really are, what you’re capable of and not capable of is a game changer.~
~Marriages typically symbolize the ending of the story. The happily ever after. There’s a reason why no one wants to see Cinderella 2: The Divorce. Or Beauty and the Beast: The Battle for Custody of the Candlestick or whatever the fuck that thing was.~
~SO DISAPPOINTED WITH THE ENDING!! What was the writer thinking???~ (Yes, that’s a quote, and it made me laugh.)